if ( first time visitor) {
printf("Hey! I don't know how you got here, but have fun :-)");
}
else {
//repeat visitor
printf("Welcome back! I have no idea what brought you back (the space invaders game maybe?)");
}
printf("Check out the various links below the banner...");
printf("Like my site ? kool");
printf("Like me ? even better");
printf("whats that you say ? e-mail");
printf("oh! samir@eyetap.org");
printf("all flames and spam will be kindly returned to sender");
while(new email) {
if ( new email == spam) {
forward_email(spammer,spam);
delete_email();
}
else {
// REAL email (huh ? never gotten one of these)
read_email();
}
}
ps. its supposed to look like code!