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if ( first time visitor) {
	printf("Hey! I don't know how you got here, but have fun :-)");
	}
else {
	//repeat visitor
	printf("Welcome back! I have no idea what brought you back (the space invaders game maybe?)");
	}

printf("Check out the various links below the banner...");
printf("Like my site ? kool");
printf("Like me ? even better");
printf("whats that you say ? e-mail");
printf("oh! samir@eyetap.org");
printf("all flames and spam will be kindly returned to sender");

while(new email) {
	if ( new email == spam) {
	forward_email(spammer,spam);
	delete_email();
	}
	else {
	// REAL email (huh ? never gotten one of these)
	read_email();
	}
}